GEOGRAPHY
Edgar, aged five, was driving from the station on his first visit to Maine. His mother, noticing a troubled look on his face as he looked about, said:
"What's the matter, dear? Don't you like the beautiful country?"
"Yes, mother, but on my map Maine is red!"
FATHER—"Now James, get ready. I'm going to hear your geography lesson. What have the various expeditions to the North Pole accomplished?"
JIMMY—"Nothin' 'cept to make the geography lessons harder."
The geography lesson was about to begin, and the subject of it was France.