"You can be happy without any help from me," she chirped, and flew away.

[!-- H2 anchor --]

HASH

The literary boarder fastened his eyes upon the hash.

"Kindly pass the Review of Reviews," he said.


They had hash on Monday for dinner, after a roast of beef on Sunday, as happens in all well-regulated families. Father had said grace, when Bobbie said:

"I don't see why you asked another blessing this evening, father. You did it yesterday over this. It's the same old stuff."


SHE (thoughtfully)—"Did you ever think much about reincarnation, dear?"