"Some day you'll be rich enough to retire from business."
"Give up my nice, pleasant office and stay home?" rejoined Mr. Growcher. "I should say not."
HOME BREW
TIPS—"Why not try a home-brew receipt?"
TAPS—"It's this way. If I meet a friend under the influence of the forbidden, I'm afraid he isn't able to give the receipt correctly, and when I meet a man who has had a few drinks and doesn't feel any happier, I'll be darned if I want the receipt."
LADY—"You say your father was injured in an explosion? How did it happen?"
CHILD—"Well, mother says it was too much yeast, but father says it was too little sugar."