Hunger is the teacher of the arts and the bestower of invention.—Persius.
HUNTING
As the camper was cleaning his gun, along came a woodsman.
"Been hunting today?" he asked.
"Yes."
"Shot anything?"
"I don't know yet. I'm waiting for the rest of the party to get into camp so we can call the roll."
FIRST SIMPLE NIMROD—"Hey, don't shoot. Your gun isn't loaded."