"Well, she is his own. Everything else in his home he is paying for on the instalment plan."
LADY VISITOR—"Oh, Tommy, you have a nice new suit!"
TOMMY—"Yes, I think the man pa bought it from is sorry he sold it. He's always calling."
INSURANCE, FIRE
THE MAN OF LAW—"But, my dear madam, there is no insurance money for you to draw. Your late husband never insured his life; he only had a policy against fire."
THE WONDERFUL WIDOW—"Precisely. That is the very reason I had him cremated!"
A woman, wearing an anxious expression, called at an insurance office one morning.