BULL—"Yes; ask me who's the last."


The Kaiser said, "What shameful fears

I'm now compelled to feel;

I stacked the cards for thirty years

And then mussed up the deal!"


"Can you tell me," said the Court, addressing Enrico Ufuzzi, under examination at Union Hill, N.J., as to his qualifications for citizenship, "the difference between the powers and prerogatives of the King of England and those of the President of the United States?"

"Yezzir," spoke up Ufuzzi promptly. "King, he got steady job."