LABOR AND CAPITAL
"What's the difference between capital and labor?"
"If I had to work and turn three-fourths of my wages over to you, that would be labor."
"Yes?"
"On the other hand, if you had to work and turn three-fourths of your wages over to me, that would be capital."
LABOR AND LABORING CLASSES
JOHN—"You work hard. How many hods of mortar have yuh carried up that ladder today?"
BILL—"Hush, man. I'm foolin' the boss. I've carried this same hodful up an' down all day, and he thinks I've been workin'."