"Smith certainly is a foxy fellow. He's drawn up his will in such a way that the lawyers can't get more out of it than his own heirs."
"How's that?"
"Why, he left half his fortune to one of the best lawyers in the country, provided he saw to it that the other half went to Smith's children intact."
"I couldn't serve as a juror, judge. One look at that fellow convinces me he's guilty."
"Sh-h! That's the district attorney."
LITTLE WILLIE—"What is a lawyer, pa?"
PA—"A lawyer, my son, is a man who induces two other men to strip for a fight, and then runs off with their clothes."