"What sort of a chap is Bill to camp out with?"
"He's one of those fellows who always takes down a mandolin about the time it's up to somebody to get busy with the frying pan."
A camera man who had ventured without permission to take some pictures on a farm for the educational department of a film company was met unexpectedly by the owner of the farm and hastened to explain his presence there. "I've just been taking a few moving pictures of life on your farm," he said.
"Have you?" the old farmer responded. "And did you catch my hired man in motion?"
"Sure I did," the man assured him.
"You did!" the farmer exclaimed. Then he shook his head reflectively. "Well, well," he remarked, "science is a wonderful thing."
LEAGUE OF NATIONS
"Why do you object to the League of Nations?"