"But there are no jobs."
"I need a job, Senator."
"Well, I'll ask for a commission to investigate as to why there are no jobs and you can get a job on that."
LEISURE
THE CHILD—"Mother, what is 'leisure'?"
THE MOTHER—"It's the spare time a woman has in which she can do some other kind of work, dearie."
LIARS
The teacher was telling her class a long, highly embellished story of Santa Claus, and the mirth of Willie Jones eventually got entirely beyond his control.