LIBERTY BONDS
"We accept Liberty Bonds at their full value for all goods."
Thus reads a placard in the window of a wholesale liquor house. We have often wondered what the height of damphoolishness might be, having tried various things, but there it is: Exchanging a Liberty Bond for booze.
LIBRARIANS
The Reference Librarian
At times behind a desk he sits,
At times about the room he flits—
Folks interrupt his perfect ease
By asking questions such as these: