"A red one—can't you find it now?"

"Please, which is right? to 'lend' or 'loan'?"

"Say, mister, where's the telephone?"

"How do you use this catalog?"

"Oh, hear that noise! Is that my dog?"

"Have you a book called 'Shapes of Fear'?"

"You mind if I leave baby here?"

Edmund Lester Pearson


It was at the public library. A small shaver clutched a well-worn, dirty volume. At last it came his turn to place his volume for the inspection of the librarian. The suspense was great, but finally the librarian leaned forward. Taking in the size of the boy and then glancing back at the book she remarked, "This is rather technical, isn't it?"