Look out, child, look out, don't get too near the Bernard Shaw rheostat or the Walt Whitman fly-wheel.—Christopher Morley.
"May I take this book home please, or isn't it a running book? Oh, I'm so glad, I thought it might be 'for reference only.'"
MAN—"I'd like a book on dramatic expression."
LIBRARIAN—"Oral, of course?"
MAN—"Yes, I don't like poetry."
LIES
Sin has many tools but a lie is the handle that fits them all.—O.W. Holmes.