PAPA—"Why, hang it, girl, that fellow only earns nine dollars a week!"
PLEADING DAUGHTER—"Yes; but, daddy, dear, a week passes so quickly when you're fond of one another."—Judge.
"Love makes the world go 'round," quoted the Parlor Philosopher.
"Yes, but it has to be cranked," replied the Mere Man. "It isn't a self-starter."
Cupid
Why was Cupid a boy,
And why a boy was he?