The one who doesn't play.
—Tennyson J. Daft.
At the wedding reception the young man remarked: "Wasn't it annoying the way that baby cried during the whole ceremony?"
"It was simply dreadful," replied the prim little maid of honor; "and when I get married I'm going to have engraved right in the corner of the invitations: 'No babies expected.'"
"The man who gives in when he is wrong," said the street orator, "is a wise man; but he who gives in when he is right is—"
"Married!" said a meek voice in the crowd.
Mrs. Killifer desired that the picture be hung to the right of the door; Mr. Killifer wanted it hung to the left. For once the husband proved to be the more insistent of the two, and Henry, the colored man, was summoned to hang the picture according to Mr. Killifer's order.