A school-teacher who had been telling a class of small pupils the story of discovery of America by Columbus, ended it with: "And all this happened more than six hundred years ago."

A little boy, his eyes wide open with wonder, said, after a moment's thought: "Gee, what a memory you've got!"


A Thing Forgotten

White owl is not gloomy;

Black bat is not sad.

It is only that each has forgotten

Something he used to remember:

Black bat goes searching . . . searching . . . .