At thirty, tame, if ever;
At forty, wise; at fifty, rich;
At sixty, good, or never!
See also Husbands.
METHODISTS
He came of good Methodist stock and they were telling him about the disciples. They told him quite a lot about them, and somehow he didn't seem quite satisfied.
At last he voiced his trouble:
"But were they all Disciples? Weren't there any Methodists?"