"A man who raises a lot of things."
"Well, what is a middleman, Pop?"
"Why, he's a fellow who raises everything, my son."
MILITARISM
VILLAGE PACIFIST (as the Salvation Army passes)—"Oh, it's all right. I ain't sayin' 'taint. But it's fosterin' th' martial speerit jes' th' same."—Judge.
MILITARY DISCIPLINE
A colored gentleman was walking post for the first time in his life. A dark form approached him.
"Halt!" he cried in a threatening tone. "Who are you?"