Then crown her Queen o' the world.
"An ounce of mother," says the Spanish proverb, "is worth a pound of clergy."—T. W. Higginson.
Mother is the name of God in the lips and hearts of little children.—Thackeray.
MOTHERS' DAY
These "days" for doing things that you ought to do any day are getting so numerous as to lead to curious ethical conflicts. A boy in Sabetha, Kansas, was taken to task for missing Sunday school one Sunday. "I wanted to come," he said, "but Sunday was Mothers' Day and mother wanted me to go fishing with her, so I went."
MOTHERS-IN-LAW
The lady bather had got into a hole and she couldn't swim. Nor could the young man on the end of the pier; but when she came up for the first time and he caught sight of her face, he could shriek, and he did. He shrieked: