FIRST LITTLE GIRL—"What's your last name, Annie?"
SECOND LITTLE GIRL—"Don't know yet; I ain't married."
"Spell your name!" said the court clerk sharply. The witness began: "O double T, I, double U, E, double L, double—"
"Begin again! begin again!" ordered the clerk.
The witness repeated: "O, double T, I, double U, E, double L, double U, double O—"
"Your honor," roared the clerk, "I beg that this man be committed for contempt of court!"
"What is your name?" asked the judge.
"My name, your honor, is Ottiwell Wood, and I spell it O, double T, I, double U, E, double L, double U, double O, D."—Literary Digest.