Christianity teaches us to love our neighbor as ourself; modern society acknowledges no neighbor.—Beaconsfield.
"I'm quite a near neighbor of yours now," said Mr. Bore.
"I'm living just across the river."
"Indeed," replied Miss Smart. "I hope you'll drop in some day."
NEW JERSEY
Misunderstandings with New Jersey people are sure to result if visitors mistake chicken wire for mosquito netting.