CUBIST TEACHER—"Can anyone give an impressionistic definition of New York?"
BRIGHT PUPIL—"A small body of limousines almost entirely surrounded by Fords."
FIRST SOUTHERNER—"Were you in New York long enough to feel at home?"
SECOND SOUTHERNER—"Yes, sir; why, I got so I could keep my seat in the cars with a lady standing and not even think about it."
An Ohio newspaper editor spent a few days in New York, and while there somebody asked him how he liked the big town.
"I care for it very little," replied the editor. "Did you ever think of this: Suppose you lived in New York and wanted to go fishing. Where would you go to dig a can of worms?"