It has brought about more heartaches than the war.
It has caused more children to shed tears than all the spankings in the world put together.
It has saved more money for individuals with backbone than a year's output of padlocks.
It has made itself Prohibition's greatest aid.
It has killed genius and thwarted ambition. It has turned love into hate and success into failure.
It has kept kings off thrones and poets out of Arcadia.
It has caused good men to tremble and scoundrels to rejoice.
Will it ever make a change for the better?
No.