"And," queried a cynical member of the group, "shall we mention the name of the trust?"—Puck.
See also Epitaphs.
OCCUPATIONS
PAPA—"But hasn't your fiancé got a job?"
DAUGHTER—"Not yet, but he's going to get one at $25,000 a year."
PAPA—"Indeed! Glad to hear of it! What is he doing?"
DAUGHTER—"Well, he read in the paper of some man who is paid $50,000 a year by the Bankers' Association not to forge checks, and George is going to do it for half that."