"I can't keep the visitors from coming up," said the office boy, dejectedly, to the president. "When I say you're out they simply say they must see you."
"Well," said the president, "just tell them that's what they all say."
That afternoon there called at the office a young lady. The boy assured her it was impossible to see the president.
"But I'm his wife," said the lady.
"Oh, that's what they all say," said the boy.
Into the office of a business man rushed a bright faced lad. For three minutes he waited and then began, to show signs of impatience.
"Excuse me, sir," he said at length, "I'm in a hurry."
"Well, what do you want?" asked the business man.
"A job!"