OPPORTUNITY
"But didn't Opportunity ever knock at your door?"
"Probably."
"And you didn't answer it?"
"I? Of course not. What do you think the servants are for?"
Lazyman, Contentedman, and Busyman lived together in the same house. One day, when only Lazyman and Contentedman were at home, Opportunity knocked.
As Lazyman made not the slightest move to go to the door, Contentedman went and opened it.
"I am Opportunity," said the visitor, "and I have something very wonderful for you."
Lazyman yawned and said nothing.