PHILANTHROPISTS
WEALTHY BENEFACTRESS (stopping in at the hospital)—"Well, we'll bring the car tomorrow, and take some of your patients for a drive. And, by the bye, nurse, you might pick out some with bandages that show—the last party might not have been wounded at all, as far as anybody in the streets could see."—Punch.
PHILOSOPHY
Rube Wilkins says—"You can't get ahead while you're kickin' any more than a mule can."
All philosophy lies in two words, "sustain" and "abstain." —Epictetus.
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.—Henry Ward Beecher.