POLITICAL BOSS—"So you wish to enter politics, madam. What are your qualifications?"
LADY APPLICANT—"Well, I have served three terms as a member of the Board of Education."
YOUNG 'UN—"I'm taking political economy at college."
OLD 'UN—"That's a useless course. Why learn to economize in politics? It's not being done."
FIRST PASSENGER—"I understand that your city has the rottenest political ring in the country."
SECOND PASSENGER—"That's right. But how did you know where I'm from?"
FIRST PASSENGER—"I don't."