MOTHER (who is teaching her child the alphabet)—"Now, dearie, what comes after 'g'?"
THE CHILD—"Whiz!"—Judge.
ALTERNATIVES
See Choices.
AMBITION
Every normal man has two great ambitions. First, to own his home. Second, to own a car to get away from his home.
Ambition makes the same mistake concerning power that avarice makes concerning wealth. She begins by accumulating power as a means to happiness, and she finishes by continuing to accumulate it as an end.—Colton.