MASTER JOHN BULL IN TROUBLE (1851)
Mr. Punch. "Why, Johnny, what's the matter?"
Johnny. "If you please, sir, there's a nasty ugly American been beating me."
SERVING HIM OUT
Mrs. T. (to T.) "Feel a little more comfortable, dear? Can I get anything else for you? Would you like your cigar case now? (Aside.) I'll teach him to go out to Greenwich and Richmond without me, and sit up half the night at his club!"