The Test of Courage.—She. "You men are such cowards." He. "Anyhow, one of us married you!"
"Not Negotiable!"—Impecunious Lodger. "Jemima, did you ask Mrs. Maggles whether she would take my I. O. U. for this quarter's rent as I'm rather——" Maid of all Work. "Yes, sir, and she say she won't, sir, not if you was to hoffer 'er the 'ole halphabet!"
A Blank Page.—Sir Patrick. "Then, I presume you know a little about cleaning silver, waiting at table, and so on?" Jenkins. "Nothing whatever, sir. But I do not suppose there is anything which intellect may not overcome!!"