Seasonable.—A servant, to whom money is an object, during the present winter offers (unbeknown) to let out his master's study fire by the hour. For terms apply to the Pantry, Belgravia.
"Slightly Mixed."—Mistress (to maid, who has just received a month's notice). "I would rather not give you a character at all. But if you insist upon it, of course I shall tell the truth about you."
Maid. "And if you do, ma'am, I shall suttingly bring an action for defimation o' character!"
The Flunkey Millennium..—When every valet shall be exalted.
Inhabited House Duty.—The servants'. And I wish they'd do it.—Yours, paterfamilias.