Music at Home.—Mrs. Smith (fortissimo, to Mrs. Brown, in one of those sudden and unexpected pauses with which Herr Signor Hammerantonga is fond of surprising his audience). "And so I gave her a month's warning on the spot!"
Farmer Twentystone, from Mudshire, visits his recently married niece at Lavender Villas, Brixton.
Housemaid. "Will you sit down, if you please, sir?"
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