Class 3. Butlers.—"How to substitute Marsala for Madeira, and Vin ordinaire for Château-Lafitte."
Class 4. Lady's-Maids.—"How to look much prettier than the young ladies when there are visitors in the house."
Class 5. Footmen.—"How to make a fortune out of six feet two in height, and calves nineteen inches round."
Class 6. Men and Wives.—"How to keep their quarrels to themselves, and feed their 'incumbrances' in the neighbourhood."
Class 7. Coachmen and Grooms.—"How to make the corn supplied to the stables more useful than if wasted on dumb animals."
Class 8. Housemaids.—"How to train that noble animal, the harmless necessary cat, to break glass and snap up unconsidered trifles."
It can scarcely be doubted, from this preliminary syllabus of lectures, that the new Institution will do much for the comfort, economy, and refinement of our households.
"Chamber Music."—Baby!