Lady Sneerwell. "Have your daughters accomplished much in music?" Unfortunate Father. "Yes—the tenants below have moved."
THE MODERN WOMAN'S VADE MECUM
Question. Do you agree with a certain female lecturer, that it is the duty of the fair sex to captivate the other?
Answer. Certainly, as cleverness need not be divorced from fascination.
Q. You do not object, then, to brains in the abstract?
A. No; but as some men have a horror of the blue-stocking, I would cover fine heads with pretty toques.