"No; I wasn't there!" "No? Ah—well—it was very select!"
The Greatest Question of the Day.—"My dear, what will you have for dinner?"
Our Whist Party.—Major MacFlush (at close of rubber, to partner). Didn't ye see me call for trumps?
Partner (a new hand). You may have called, Major, but I never heard you!
Undesirable Bric-a-brac.—Family jars.