The Lady and Gentleman Help Association can find excellent positions for—
A Lady Help with twenty thousand a year, who can help her husband to enjoy existence.
A Lady Help with deft fingers, who can open oysters, peel walnuts and prawns, and make toast.
A Lady Help who can draft a speech that will suit an ex-Secretary of State at a Social Science Congress.
A Lady Help who can do the same for a mild and moderate Bishop at a Church Congress—extra wages will be given for assistance in the composition of charges.
A Lady Help who can drive Four-in-Hand, for a coach to be started from Hatchett's Hotel to Coventry.
A Lady Help who is absolutely helpless—none need apply unless they can show that they are good for nothing.
Also—
A Gentleman Help who can nurse babies, and comb their hair carefully.