Visitor. "Do you have any difficulty in getting servants?"
Hostess. "None whatever. We've had ten different ones in the last month!"
Domestic Economy.—Cook. "Wasteful, mum? Well, mum, that's one thing I'm not! Why, everythink in the eatin' an' drinkin' way that comes down from hupstairs, I make a point of finishin' up myself, mum!"