Binks (inexperienced, aged nineteen). "Yes, but it's just like you."
In the Picture Gallery of the Earls of Longline.—Sir Peter Stodgely.—"Curious thing your family should all be took in fancy dress! I s'pose they're all by the same man, eh?"
Our Domestics.—"Listen Jack. I've put down 'kitchen and scullery maids kept; only two in family; beer allowed; no dairy; extra help when required.' Now, can you suggest any other inducement I can offer?" "Well—you might add 'charming scenery!'"