"——BUT THOSE UNHEARD ARE SWEETER"
Scene—A Boarding-house.
Wife. "Why do you always sit at the piano, David? You know you can't play a note!"
David. "Neither can anyone else, while I am here!"
Hostess. "Please don't leave off, Miss Jessop." Miss J. "But shan't I bore you? It is possible to have too much of a good thing, you know." Hostess. "Yes; but that doesn't apply to your playing!"