What Shall we do with our Boys?—Father. "Now, Sir William, I want Jack to go into business—his mother wants him to read for the Bar. Jack's undecided. What do you advise?" Sir William Grubbe. "You go into business, my boy. See what it's made me!" Jack (emphatically). "Oh, Sir William, I've quite decided to take the mater's advice."
THE LOST CHANCE
New Maidservant (much pleased with herself). A gentleman called to see you, sir, and said as he were just leavin' town for some time. Knowin' as you didn't want to be disturbed this morning, I told him as you was hout—
"A PAGE DRAWING"
Master. Quite right. (To himself) Sharp girl this!