"Auntie, can you do that?"
Theatrical managers are so often accused of being unable to break with tradition, that it seems only fair to point out that several of them have recently produced plays, in which the character of "Hamlet" does not appear at all.
ON A DRAMATIC AUTHOR
"Yes, he's a plagiarist," from Tom this fell,
"As to his social faults, sir, one excuses 'em;