Mr. Punch at the Seaside - Unknown

To find your bathing-machine if you've forgotten the number.

Seaside Drama.—Mrs. de Tomkyns (sotto voce, to Mr. de T.). "Ludovic, dear, there's Algernon playing with a strange child! Do prevent it!"

Mr. de T. (ditto, to Mrs. de T.). "How on earth am I to prevent it, my love?"

Mrs. de T. "Tell its parents Algernon is just recovering from scarlet fever, or something!"