Mr. de T. "But it isn't true!"
Mrs. de T. "Oh, never mind! Tell them, all the same!"
Mr. de T. (aloud). "Ahem! Sir, you'd better not let your little girl play with my little boy. He's only just recovering from—er—Scarlet Fever!"
Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins (together). "It's all right, sir!—so's our little gal!"
MIXED BATHING
Fussy Landlady (to new Lodger). "Well, sir, if you'll only tell me when you want a bath, I'll see you have it."