SIMPLE ENOUGH

Yokel (in pursuit of escaped bull, to Timmins, who is "teaching himself"). "Hi, Mister! If yer catch hold of his leading-stick, he can't hurt yer!"


Anti-Bicyclist Motto.

—Rather a year of Europe than a cycle of to-day.


Motto for those who "Bike."—"And wheels rush in where horses fear to tread."