A Case of Mistaken Identity.—
Major Mustard (who has been changing several of his servants). "How dare you call yourself a chauffeur?"
Alfonsoe. "Mais non! Non, monsieur! Je ne suis pas 'chauffeur.' J'ai dit que je suis le chef. Mais monsieur comprehend not!"
CYCLES! CYCLES!! CYCLES!!!
SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY NEW
The Little Handle-Bar Spring
No more Accidents! No more Stolen Cycles!
All our bicycles are fitted with the Little Handle-Bar Spring, which, when pressed, causes the machine to fall into 114 pieces.
Anyone can press the spring, but it takes an expert three months to rebuild it, thus trebling the life of a bicycle.