Rigby. “Too late, my dear fellow! It’s the early bird that catches the worm!


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Mr. Marsh. “I’ve just had quite a long chat with your three charming little girls, Mrs. Roope.”

Mrs. Roope. “Not mine, Mr. Marsh. I have no children.”

Mr. Marsh (very surprised). “No chil—— Are you sure?


THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID