Rigby. “Too late, my dear fellow! It’s the early bird that catches the worm!”
SPEECHES TO BE LIVED DOWN—IF POSSIBLE
Mr. Marsh. “I’ve just had quite a long chat with your three charming little girls, Mrs. Roope.”
Mrs. Roope. “Not mine, Mr. Marsh. I have no children.”
Mr. Marsh (very surprised). “No chil—— Are you sure?”
THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID