II
“Oh, how d’ye do, Sir Bruin? And so you’re leaving England for good, and we shall never see you again!”
“Nothing of the kind! Who says so?”
“Oh, I saw it in one of the papers. But the papers don’t always tell the truth, I’m sorry to say!”
III
Enthusiastic Lady Visitor (at winter health resort). “What a delightful place this is, Professor. And the baths, how perfect! I could bathe all day—couldn’t you?”
The Professor. “Well, you see, I’m a resident, and that makes a difference!”
Lady Visitor. “Ah! to be sure. I suppose you never even think of taking a bath!”