Flossie. How sad! But can’t anything be done, Ida? Isn’t there any law to punish him? By the bye, how do you split—what is it?—infinitudes?

Ida. My dear, I thought you knew. I really didn’t like to ask any questions.

Flossie. Well, whatever it is, I shall tell Mudies not to send me anything more of his. I don’t think one ought to encourage such persons.


Two Very Different Personages.—“A society man” and “a secret society man.”


A PROTECTOR

“If you please, Miss Lilian, your mamma has sent the footman to see you home!