EASIER SAID THAN DONE
Wife (to FitzJones, who, in trying to lay the cloth for the picnic on a windy day, has got among the crockery). “Just look what you’re doing, Archibald!”
EQUIVOCAL
Mrs. Blobbs. “I quite thought you had forgotten us, Miss Gusher.”
Miss Gusher. “Well, I have a bad memory for faces as a rule, but I should not be likely to forget yours!”